imreallycoolandfriendly:

Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is

seagles:

suckmemeat:

Dogs are so funny like they understand hype. Other animals get freaked out but dogs get hyped…..

kisskissfuckshitup:

you can’t trick me. I know that’s a car. you fool

shez-sensitive:

i have a question for u guys: like are u done… like is it over?

552:

i have a big forehead and it’s filled with loving thoughts 

yassmines:

literally every single thing I’ve ever said since day one has been dramatic I have to talk that way or I’ll die

jinglemynargles:

nice try bing

vampireapologist:

*wakes up feeling ugly* oh god I have to be funny today

ameliastardust:

whenever i try and make an astute observation